I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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