I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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