everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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