She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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