everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Slut skills are useful in every country.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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