so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Can't talk, ducks in the car
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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