Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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