Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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