Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i think i just lost a toe
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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