as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm at about main and main street
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
