Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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