okay pat passed out under dana's car
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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