Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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