its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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