I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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