HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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