I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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