omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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