woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
time to smoke my breakfast
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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