doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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