Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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