shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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