so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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