We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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