Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
These tits shall not be calmed
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
