So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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