batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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