called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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