i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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