Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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