Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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