i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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