Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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