Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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