I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
