no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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