she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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