i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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