once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I understand Curling. That high.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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