i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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