as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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