I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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