We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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