i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
