at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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