Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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