Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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