got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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