He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize