I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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