If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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