I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one two three fourrrrnication!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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